Tinder, Loovoo, Badoo, Jaumo and whatever they are called – these apps promise us absolute happiness in no time. Dates are even made clear on Instagram.
But is that the answer to our constant search for one or the other? Online dating is more likely to increase your chance of a broken heart or a cold and ruthless character. This kind of getting to know is not for everyone!
Here you get the answer to why digital dating is not for you, depending on your zodiac sign.
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 20)
Jaumo and Co. do not give you any options to fight your beloved conversations. You could never fall in love without a tangible discussion on a sensitive topic.
You are completely out of place when it comes to online dating. In addition, you would take everything that your counterpart wrote in the chat seriously and would be pretty nasty.
BULL (APRIL 21 – MAY 20)
A bull likes to be old-fashioned, which has long since proven itself. He deeply despises bed hopping and ghosting, which is normal in the online world and the dates that result from it.
He prefers to get to know his future love in the café next door and then invites them to a romantic dinner.
TWINS (MAY 21 – JUNE 21)
The search for one person out of thousands makes love exciting.
What you want are meetings that touch you and conversations that captivate you and make you feel like you have met a very special person. And not a booty call or a one-night stand about Tinder!
CANCER (JUNE 22ND – JULY 22ND)
If you belong to the crabs, you need it comfortably for intimacy and physical closeness. You want to be loved and held.
An online date won’t be able to keep that. You hate that it is only about your body and the real closeness to a person is completely neglected.
LION (JULY 23RD – AUGUST 23RD)
Lions find that everything is neglected in this quick data: Instead of an extensive romantic candlelight dinner followed by hot seduction and passion, you just get a cheeseburger on the online date and then a quick quickie in the McDonalds toilet , No thanks!
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 – SEPTEMBER 23)
A virgin shows her true core little by little. So the relationship with her has to develop, she needs time.
This is not the case with a simple short get-to-know or chat on the Internet. If your counterpart takes time, it could cut you two off. But who has time today ?!
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 – OCTOBER 23)
Establishing a physical connection as quickly as it usually happens after an online date is absolutely not for you, dear Libra. You have to feel a connection between you.
Something that connects your heart and mind with your counterpart. And it takes more than just swiping to the right.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24TH – NOVEMBER 22ND)
When you date a scorpion, you quickly realize that you actually have no idea who he is and what he wants.
He is too mysterious and unapproachable and therefore sooner or later drives all his dates away. They disappear into the vastness of the internet and never report back to him.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 – DECEMBER 21)
You too, dear Sagittarius, are not good at making yourself popular. This is because you are too bossy.
Yes, you know a lot, but do you have to tie this to everyone’s nose and constantly improve your date ?! So it usually doesn’t even get beyond chatting.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 22ND – JANUARY 20TH)
The sheer endless range of potential dates on the Internet is totally overwhelming. You are hopelessly lost at Tinder!
Decisions are not exactly your strength and therefore you will never have an appointment, because you can not commit yourself between all the interesting pictures and chats.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 – FEBRUARY 19)
Emotional people are absolutely not for you. If you feel that a drama is starting, you will quickly be gone. You try to protect yourself from these unpredictable bursts of emotion.
You often appear disinterested and distant on your dates. That won’t bring you the best dating record.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 – MARCH 20)
If you are one of the fish, you have a sensitive and emotional soul that needs to be protected. You love great things and love people.
Online dating is just too reckless, fast-paced and impersonal for you and your tender nature. You would only break it.
If you are one of the zodiac signs who can not gain anything from digital dating, then stay true to yourself and say goodbye to it. Online dating is just not for everyone.