Aries: March 21st – April 19th
You are going to get angry, get lost in the moment, and end up saying something mean that you immediately regret.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
You are going to turn down an offer to hang out with a friend you haven’t seen in a while because you are busy and tired and not in the mood to socialize — but then will get a bad case of FOMO.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
You are going to keep hitting snooze on your alarm, skip the gym, and feel guilty about not working out.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You are going to stay quiet when you should have stuck up for yourself because you hate conflict.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
You are going to hold back from walking over to your crush because of nerves — and are going to spend the rest of the day annoyed that you missed your one chance to talk to him.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
You are going to slack off and then feel like shit at the end of the day because you weren’t productive enough.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
You are going to keep putting off answering emails and finishing assignments — and tomorrow you are going to regret it because you’ll still have plenty of work left to finish.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You are going to say fuck it, eat some unhealthy snacks you promised yourself you wouldn’t eat, and then feel bad about it later.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You are going to regret how much you drank last night (or how late you stayed up) because you are going to have trouble concentrating this morning.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
You are going to help someone out who ends up being rude to you — and you will regret that you were nice in the first place.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
You are going to get emotional and send embarrassing texts that you will regret when you feel okay again.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
You are going to have a rough, stressful day — and you are going to regret that you left the house instead of staying home.