Aries (March 21st – April 19th)
The critical feeling and the stubbornness with which this sign refuses to accept they could go wrong.
Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)
A BIT TOO MUCH KINK. And porn too. Basically, whatever makes Taurus be in the spotlight and in the dominant role in bed.
Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)
Forgetting to be grateful to the little things in life such as family, friends, nature, and what else is there.
Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)
Procrastination is your middle. And your middle finger each time you have to deliver tasks on time.
Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)
EGO. EGO. EGO. EGO. EGO. ECHO? EGO. EGO. EGO. EGO.
Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)
Being over analytical and pointing out things that sometimes are not even clear to the eye.
Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)
Being clingy, and although you have a good heart, making your partners sing: these boots were made for walking.
Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)
Abusing your sexuality to manipulate people emotionally and getting them to do things for you.
Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)
Over materialistic, you care sometimes more about objects, desires, money, and whatever blings social status.
Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)
A constant need for validation from all areas, a harsh insecurity that at times falls on others for absolutely no logical reason.
Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)
You drop your clothes on the bathroom floor, shower and then swipe the floor with those clothes.
Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)
Inflicting emotional pain as revenge for all the mind fucks you went through over the years.