Aries: March 21st – April 19th
You are going to see or hear something that rubs you the wrong way and then completely lose your temper. Since you’re so stubborn, you are going to remain mad about a misunderstanding for most of the month instead of talking things out with the other person who could clear everything up right away.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
A huge opportunity is going to come your way soon, one that you’re going to spend a lot of time considering. Since it sounds too good to be true you are going to be tempted to remain inside of your comfort zone where you feel like you are safe instead of breaking out and taking a risk you know you want to take.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
You are going to have a fuck it attitude since it’s summer and you feel like you don’t need to be productive. You aren’t going to do as much reading. You aren’t going to do any exercising. You are going to eat unhealthy and drink too much and end up mad at yourself in August.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You are going to meet someone who you turn into your entire world. You are going to stop taking good care of yourself because you will be too busy trying to impress them, trying to make them happy, trying to make them love you back.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
You are going to put too much on your plate at once. You are going to be working long hours. You are going to commit to overtime and appointments. You are going to accept party invitations and throw BBQs. At first you’ll feel like you can handle it all but you are going to be exhausted by the end of the month.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
You are going to suffer from one failure, one minor mistake, and spend the entire month moping about it. You won’t even try to smile again. You are just going to accept your unhappiness and dwell in it.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
You are going to lose something important to you — whether it’s a job or a person. When that happens, you are going to struggle to find your identity again. You are going to feel like you are lost.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You are going to choose play over work, you are going to get carried away with having a good summer. You will drink all the time. You will show up at work hungover. You will waste all your paychecks as soon as you get them. You are going to end up broke if you’re not careful.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You are going to underestimate yourself. You are not going to do something you have been dying to do because you are worried you are not good enough. You are selling yourself short, lying to yourself about your worth.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
You are going to spend most of the month complaining about pointless little things and forget to enjoy the moment. The summer is going to speed by and you are going to wonder how the time went so quickly.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
You are going to get lazy and lose your motivation. You are going to eat a lot of junk food. You are going to sleep a lot more than your body needs. You are going to waste away your summer indoors, alone.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
You are going to spend too much time on social media and not enough time outdoors. You are going to miss out on your chance to go outside in the nice weather. You are going to stay cooped up instead.