ENFPs are passionate, idea-generating revolutionists who inspire others through their fierce determination and spirit.
*Hides inside watching cat videos for literally days at a time.*
INFJs are wise and magical fortune-tellers who intuitively understand all the most complex mysteries of the Universe.
*Tries to analyze literally one thing.*
*Falls down the bottomless rabbit hole of over-thinking.*
*Gives up and watches TV.*
ENFJs are the revolutionary world leaders who mentor others towards great change and was probably your high school valedictorian.
Wastes entire day trying to decipher the hidden meaning behind a friendly text message.
Eloquent, thoughtful poets who are sleep on a bed of roses and understand the greater meaning behind our existence.
*Walks into a pole.*
“What the actual mother of fuck, who keeps putting these here.”
“What if Walruses could drive cars, haha lol”
*Spends three days designing an app that generates walrus memes*
Argumentative devil’s advocate who WILL NOT REST until every idea in the world has been thoroughly debated.
“Lol that person’s wrong.”
*Smokes a joint.*
*Shrugs it off.*
INTJs are the mastermind overlords who can see 500 years in the future and will eventually take over earth and all of its inhabitants.
*Spends four hours mapping out a route to the grocery store and still gets lost.*
ENTJs are cutthroat, competitive powerhouses who will stop at absolutely nothing to defeat and eliminate their opponents without remorse.
Is literally the first person to help you when you’re in trouble.
ISTJs are serious, duty-oriented social servants who will not eat, sleep or rest until justice is delivered to the world as a whole.
*Stays inside playing computer games for three straight days, hoping that nobody will notice their absence.*
Your micromanaging boss who only exists to professionally advance themselves and make your life a living hell.
Just wants to get this freaking work day over with so they can grab a beer and chill out with their friends.
Daredevil badass who is probably off slacklining between mountain peaks while chugging a gallon of whiskey right now.
*Sees a text inviting them to go adventuring*
*Sits inside watching TV for three days*
Texts back “Nah”
Perma-wired adrenaline junkie who CANNOT LIVE without DRUGS SEX AND ROCK AND ROLL 24 hours/day.
Probably has an advanced engineering degree and makes twice as much money as you do.
Sweet grandmother, whose sole reason for living is hugging and baking cookies for everyone they know.
Would almost always rather be at home reading fanfic.
Gossipy girl whose goal in life is to get married, and who is probably your Mom.
Some of the most sharp and motivated professionals you’ll ever meet.
Antisocial emo poets who refuse to talk to others because *nobody understands them* and that makes them want to cry.
Some of the friendliest and most fun-loving people you’ll ever meet.
Mindless party animal who has been drunk since the moment they were born.
Sharp, motivated, creative and probably understands you better than you understand yourself.